Monday, July 14, 2014

Another Installment of: Back Off! He's Mine!

"Who wants to rub my feet?"

"Not me."

"Awwww, you're never nice to me anymore.  Poor me."

"Dude, have you even washed your feet since you were out working in the garden today?  That's nasty.  Why would I want to touch them?"

"You know, you're nicer when you're pregnant."

"WHAT?"

"I like you better when you're pregnant."

"EXCUSE ME??"

"I said like you better when you're pregnant.  You're nicer.  What?  Don't look at me like that.  All your hormones get going, and it makes you nicer."

".........Wow."

"What?  I'm telling the truth.  You're nicer when your pregnant - more laid back.  You just sit on the couch in the evenings and watch tv with me....  Maybe it's because you can't move as fast.  Also, the house is cleaner, too."





Sorry, ladies.  I found him first.





4 Comments:

Blogger Bif said...

I still think you got a winner.

Go on, rub his feet!!

July 14, 2014 at 6:03 PM  
Blogger Funder said...

Ahaha, has anyone ever been accused of being nicer while pregnant before?

July 15, 2014 at 5:19 AM  
Blogger mugwump said...

Mares are usually nicer when they;'re pregnant too. Of course gelding are the nicest of all.

July 15, 2014 at 12:36 PM  
Blogger smazourek said...

My husband told me I was nicer when I was pregnant too, what's up with that?

July 16, 2014 at 8:51 AM  

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