Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Kids or Self-Esteem: You Can Only Choose One

"What's this?"

"That's my eyebrow, Squid."

"What's this?"

"What?  You're three now.  You know what those are."

"No, you tell me.  Please?"

"Fine.  Those are lips."

"What's this?"

"Cheekbones."

"What's this?"

"That's my neck."

"What's this?"

"Clavicle."

"What's this, Ma?"

"Squid, you know that one.  Chin."

"What's this?"

".... Uh, that's my chin."

"No, this your chin.  What's this?"

"Uh... my neck?"

"No, Ma.  This your neck.  What's THIS?"

"Uh...."

"Ma, tell me.  What's this?  WHAT'S THIS?"

"..... that's my double chin.  Go away.  I'm done playing."











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11 Comments:

Blogger Veronica Foale said...

Kids, man.

"Mummy, when I grow up, is my bottom going to be huge like yours?"

"Mummy, why do I have freckles, but you get pimples?"

Sigh.

February 19, 2014 at 11:14 PM  
Blogger lytha said...

Or the honesty of the old people (in the nursing home where I worked)...

"You'd be pretty if you lost weight."

February 20, 2014 at 12:09 AM  
Blogger Natalia said...

My cousin's daughter (3) asked me why I was fat (it might have been why is your belly so big).

...no... >.>

February 20, 2014 at 8:04 AM  
Blogger JJ said...

I seriously dread dread dread this stage, lol. Just when I'm sort of getting my self esteem in check...WHAM...toddler!

So far, she just says "Ewwww" after she asks me to open my mouth and she takes a peak.

Nice.

February 20, 2014 at 11:29 AM  
Blogger Becky Maggart said...

Kids.

I recently heard a great line: "Motherhood is the fine line between protecting your kids, and not killing them yourself." Yep. Pretty accurate.

February 20, 2014 at 11:52 AM  
Blogger Morgan said...

Bwhahaha. I love stories about your boys, although now that my own is here I am torn between laughing hysterically at (with???) your situations and beating down a slight feeling of uneasiness as I realize that could be me in a few years...

February 21, 2014 at 8:17 AM  
Blogger Bif said...

"Touch my wattle, I'll make YOU waddle!"

February 22, 2014 at 12:28 PM  
Blogger Bif said...

"Touch my wattle, I'll make YOU waddle!"

February 22, 2014 at 12:28 PM  
Blogger mugwump said...

Then there's those other days -- "Look Mom! You're on TV!." And find my lovely, wonderful,intelligent and insightful three-year-old daughter pointing to Daisy Fuentes. Why yes, she did get a cookie.

February 23, 2014 at 5:51 AM  
Blogger Jane said...

My favorite: "why are there gouges on your face?" What 5 year old uses the word "gouge"?? They're wrinkles, and I have so earned them... ;)

March 1, 2014 at 7:41 AM  
Blogger Half Dozen Farm said...

OMG, all of these made me die laughing! So true!

March 5, 2014 at 8:31 AM  

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