Monday, April 2, 2012

Things I Never Thought I'd Say: Part Three

"Don't pee on the dog."

"You pick that up off the floor and you eat that.....right now, mister!"

"Don't lick that.  It has pee on it."

"Don't choke your brother!"

"NO.  You may not pee on me.  We don't pee on Mama.  I don't care if you said please."

"If you do that one more time I'm going to let your brother bite you."

"Get your hands out of.... Eww!  Don't drink the fish water!"

"I said put that away!  For the last time, we do NOT PEE ON THE DOG!"

Parenting:  it's not for the faint of heart.

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Blogger Bif said...

Is this a problem more common with males of the species?

And you had two of an age at the same time-ish?

There is a special spot for you in Heaven, my dear. OK, dears. Bean will probably go there, too.

April 2, 2012 at 7:29 PM  
Blogger Bookmaster said...

That is awesome. Thanks for the video at the end--that made me smile (and I REALLY needed a smile today).

April 2, 2012 at 8:36 PM  
Blogger mugwump said...

Things I never thought I'd say - I am so glad I have only one child and she's a girl.

April 3, 2012 at 8:22 AM  
Blogger Scamp said...

When I was a kid my parents had a 3 family house. Heard through our kitchen door which faced onto the hall to the upstairs apartment: "Wesley Myers, you stop throwing your sister down those stairs!"

April 3, 2012 at 10:46 AM  
Blogger lytha said...

the laughter was great, thank you. i hurt myself with a tape measure the other day. he was holding the safe end though: )

Dot: Reilly, You take that diaper off your head and put it back on your sister. (raising arizona, one of my favorite movies)

April 3, 2012 at 12:28 PM  
Blogger Dom said...

Yeah... def not having kids.

April 6, 2012 at 6:22 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

"We do not put poop on anyone."

"Yes, you can pull out my hair if it helps you fall asleep"

And, recently my husband told me, "I wasn't sure if it was food or garbage, so I took a bite. Turns out it was Pez."

April 28, 2012 at 6:07 PM  

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