Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Things I Really, Really Never Thought I'd Say

I've already written a blog about the really weird things I catch myself saying to the DragonMonkey.


After this evening, I now have a couple more to add to the list.



"Leave the dog alone! Quit trying to touch his thingie!"




and then, shortly thereafter:



"The dog's thingie does not eat fish sticks! NO!"




and for the grand finale:



"DROP IT! We do not eat fishsticks that have touched the dog's thingie!"




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8 Comments:

Blogger Albigears said...

I bet the dog would be happy to eat fish sticks that touched his thingy.

May 5, 2010 at 9:16 PM  
Blogger Veronica said...

Aren't kids awesome? Less so the things they make you say.

May 6, 2010 at 1:01 AM  
Blogger AareneX said...

HA! You didn't make me spray my tea, snork all over my library patron, or disrupt the library even a little bit this time!

Um, because I'm still home. And the tea kettle's not boiled yet.

Sigh.

Albigears is totally correct. The dog will eat all those fish sticks.

May 6, 2010 at 6:33 AM  
Blogger Becky said...

You guys are right---- while Max's thingie didn't appear to be very hungry, Max himself was VERY happy to take care of the rest of the fish sticks.

I *used* to have a well-behaved dog that didn't beg for table scraps. The DragonMonkey has completely ruined all that.

May 6, 2010 at 6:39 AM  
Blogger Becky said...

Oh, and Veronica--- do they have Trader Joe's and Sprouts (grocery stores) in your neck of the woods? Gluten-free fish sticks are my new best friend!

May 6, 2010 at 6:40 AM  
Blogger Katie said...

and why is it that they always have questions about private parts in PUBLIC. Well, mine does anyway. I recently had this conversation with my son at (ahem) WalMart
Him: (really loudly) MOM? MOM? MOM? DO girls have weanies?
ME: We've talked about this. Girls have a (barely audible) vagina
Him:oh yeah. Thats why you sit to pee.
Me: yep
Him. What's it like? Can I see yours?
Me: Uh, hey why dont we go look at those great big lego sets you want!!! Yes. THAT WOULD BE FUN!!

ooh boy.

Keeps us on our toes, no?

May 6, 2010 at 7:48 AM  
OpenID oregonsunshine said...

I am suddenly very, very glad I had a female dog when Dude was little.

May 6, 2010 at 10:33 AM  
Blogger sanjeet said...

Albigears is totally correct.
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May 7, 2010 at 3:49 PM  

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