tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4061901719870655346.post1146967756457413503..comments2023-08-09T06:56:17.714-07:00Comments on Becky Bean Writes : I Want to Be a VeterinarianBeckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09544884349722760099noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4061901719870655346.post-1069222524352062612012-05-09T05:44:49.550-07:002012-05-09T05:44:49.550-07:00We have a couple of family friends who used to hav...We have a couple of family friends who used to have a small "breeding station" for horses, they stood several stallions. The female half of the couple was not a horse person by nature, she was always well dressed, and clean, every hair on her head was perfect, her makeup was perfect, she never had dirt or gunk under her nails. <br /><br />One day, after her husband's assistant had gone for the day, he decided it was time to breed a difficult mare. He had his wife come out to the shed and told her to hold the mare still while he handled the stallion. Everything was going well and the stallion was almost finished when the mare decided to leave, and the wife ended up with semen all over her perfect face and hair. Of course her husband loved to tell the story at dinner parties , Thanksgiving dinner....whatever.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4061901719870655346.post-35674490130494395382012-05-09T01:23:15.922-07:002012-05-09T01:23:15.922-07:00I really needed this today.
PS. Can I be the bab...I really needed this today. <br /><br />PS. Can I be the babysitter lurking in the hallway with a camera to catch the expression on Joe's face?Jamethielhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18013155307654693225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4061901719870655346.post-14446670863584749112012-05-08T19:43:16.468-07:002012-05-08T19:43:16.468-07:00LOL! I really needed that after my evening. You ...LOL! I really needed that after my evening. You know, you will be nearish OSU...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4061901719870655346.post-61137392805050071562012-05-08T19:41:16.480-07:002012-05-08T19:41:16.480-07:00This is the world's greatest mental image.This is the world's greatest mental image.Funderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06358687366401205336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4061901719870655346.post-63328224459962163212012-05-08T16:44:23.070-07:002012-05-08T16:44:23.070-07:00Yeah you don't need to be a vet, we often have...Yeah you don't need to be a vet, we often have meals out where we talk about semen viability, import/export rules, cooled vs frozen. And what turns the studs on... do they like the mares that squirt, or the ones that squeal.Justaplainsamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15399124494395034612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4061901719870655346.post-86311324992066778312012-05-08T12:23:09.634-07:002012-05-08T12:23:09.634-07:00Ha, ha, ha, ha!!! So funny... I can just picture...Ha, ha, ha, ha!!! So funny... I can just picture it.<br /><br />About 7 years ago I shared an office with two men. I had my mare at the vets office to be AI'd and I was speaking to him over the phone in my office about the quality of the sample we had received from the stallion barn, the difficulties with an older mare, and one term specifically kept coming up that was causing my associates to squirm, "urine pooling". <br /><br />I still hear about it to this day.Half Dozen Farmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00253311679688366394noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4061901719870655346.post-23679693995905781722012-05-08T06:12:20.136-07:002012-05-08T06:12:20.136-07:00You absolutely kill me.You absolutely kill me.mugwumphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00319060800328355056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4061901719870655346.post-33462709972301964852012-05-07T21:40:44.005-07:002012-05-07T21:40:44.005-07:00You know, one doesn't HAVE to be a vet to have...You know, one doesn't HAVE to be a vet to have worked with horse "baby batter". Save yourself the student loans.<br /><br />My first time depressing the plunger, I was admonished: Are you trying to make a western pleasure horse? Just shoot it in there! We want eventers!<br /> <br />And trust me, when you spend many weeks collecting one or two stallions every other day, you come up with some really STRANGE product ideas. Most of them centered around how to make the AV more lifelike for the stallion (so he'll hurry the hell up, and get it on "first go").Bifhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07648037666735227722noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4061901719870655346.post-71768227838287498102012-05-07T18:18:34.152-07:002012-05-07T18:18:34.152-07:00When I worked in the breeding industry I once foun...When I worked in the breeding industry I once found myself in the sandwich line, on the phone with my boss. The woman in front of me was mortified when I said, and I quote, "Yes, her vulva is getting quite loose."<br /><br />I also got pulled over with a box of semen in my car and had to explain.<br /><br />AND I went to class once, forgetting about the placenta stains on my shirt (they were HOURS old by then!) When I finally realized why everyone was giving me horrified looks, I shrugged nonchalantly and said, "He finally pissed me off past my breaking point. I took care of it."Domhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00139769676714813261noreply@blogger.com